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Bunch of French Fries

Fr​ies

Fo​od review

By Delaney H​art

I have decided to tackle less political subjects for the time being, and am reporting ​back on the french fries in Banff.

These are numbered but in no particular order.


Park is a wonderful place to eat fries in Banff, because you get automatic curly fries.

    • They are golden, crispy, seasoned. I ordered a burger and these were on the ​side. It was a pleasant surprise.
    • Smart people work at Park, especially behind the bar.
    • The Monarch is my favourite drink on their menu.
    • The Sawback is one of my favourite drinks ever.


Tommy’s has hockey arena fries.

    • Battered, crispy, golden-brown, definitely from a bag, who cares.
    • The fries are just about the only thing I really order from Tommy’s, except for ​the $13.95 steak sandwich.
    • The vibe is good at Tommy’s. No fuss. It’s a bar. You can chill at Tommy’s, ​affording a wonderful atmosphere.


The Beaver Bar has wonderful fries. They don’t need ketchup.

    • Everything you want in a fry and more, because it can be ordered on the side of ​my favourite burger in Banff.
    • These fries might be number one, in another life, but they lose points because of ​the atmosphere. It is a hostel bar, at the end of the day, perfect for drinking but ​not for chilling.
    • The Mexi-Fries are good, like a nacho-poutine. They are perfect for those ​looking for sustenance, or might make a good bottom layer of food to soak up ​booze before a night out.


Bluebird.

    • I’d recommend getting the steak-frites, because they do a good fry.
    • Bluebird is a good one in Banff to look at and be in. It is a beautiful Art Deco ​restaurant with a chalet feel, a stone fireplace in the centre, and tall wooden ​ceilings.
    • Personally, I think the food should be better for the price point. It comes down ​the heart in the kitchen. But what do I know?
    • Go to Bluebird when you want to eat french fries somewhere beautiful.


Rose and Crown has great fries, and some very solid mains.

    • On Thursdays, you can get a burger with bacon, cheese, and a side of fries for ​$14 or something. I recommend this deal, and a Bud Light bottle.
    • Rose and Crown is a wonderful fry-eating bar, but it is a bar at the end of the ​day. You never know what you will get there, especially in the day.


Sky Bistro has thick, fresh-cut fries made in house.

    • You get to eat them on top of a mountain, which is wonderful and fun.
    • They’re hot, crispy, salty, reminiscent of a fry-truck on a beach day.
    • I recommend Sky Bistro for a weekday lunch, because it is chill and quiet. The ​service is patient and wonderful.
    • Go to Sky when it won’t be a big deal, so you can simply enjoy the views, the ​beautiful restaurant, and the food.



I am working on a much more extensive piece about burgers, but that topic is ​controversial in a small-town. Stay tuned.